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Jack: The Flames Of Fate

March 31, 2016

AN: I DONUT own any of the characters or novels here, they are all copyrighted to Stefani Kong.

 

Everyone left as the hotel exploded. Jack got burned, but he didn’t die, he only pretended to fool the police. He then got out of the burning hotel PISSED OFF, butt he couldn’t reveal himself.

 

So he did a thought, and he had an idea. A lamp appeared above his head, radiating ultraviolet light and melting his scalp to reveal his white bone.

 

“What if I travel to other worlds to kill people?” he asked to no one but the demons in his own heart.

 

He then used the mana of the mountains to firebend the fire and burn through the walls of reality, and a portal apparated. He jumped sexily into the portal, and the first thingie that he sawed was…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….THE TOMMYKNOCKERS!!!!!!!!

 

“WTF WHY YOU HAVE TENTACLES IN YOUR PENIS!?” said Jack angrily?

 

“SHUP UP!” said the Tommycockers.

 

Then they tried throwing their tencattles at his anus to RAPE, but he firebended at them!

 

“NOOOOOO!!!!!” said the Tommysknosckers, but they deaded.

 

Anyways next he saw Pennywise the cloud.

 

“Do you want to sex me?” asked moronically the light-filled tarantula.

 

“Do I ever my Travis Ratledge of lust?” responded Jack rapistly.

 

Jack nodded, then took out his panties to reveal his powerful ebonic erection. He then grabbed the wonderous spider angel demon and shoved it (geddit?) in its (geddit?) masculine uterus and thrusted at 6798 km/ph. His penis caught fire, and the spider organ of delights began to glow with DEADLIGHTS.

 

“Oh Jackie your penis is an asteroid of passion in my sun of despair!” moaned Peniswhises sexily like an elephant of evil.

 

They ORGASMED, the Jack fire semen mixed with the deadlight eggs to cause an explosion of light and fire that burned ten thousand worlds to bloody crisps. But then the bad happened…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..CARRIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

“OFMG U GUYS R SUCH PREPPY FAGZ!!!!” she said evilly, and exploded them with her mind!
To be continued?

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